Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures, first published in the Punch; or, The London Charivari number for 29 March 1845; instalment, "Tenth Lecture": "On Mr. Caudle's Shirt Buttons," p. 44. Wood-engraving 6.5 x 5.2 cm, framed; twenty-first illustration in the third edition. Having looked in the mirror above the mantle, Job Caudle had noticed a button missing from his shirt, and presumably had had to go to work without Mrs. Caudle's having replaced the botton. By bed-time his chagrin has subsided, but Mrs. Caudle will not let the matter —; and her husband —; rest. In the thumbnail, Keene captures the moment when, looking into the mirror to straighten his cravat, Caudle directs a critical glance at his shirt front, presenting the reader with two versions of Caudle's visage.—; initial-letter vignette for "The Tenth Lecture" in
"And a pretty example you set as a father! You'll make your boys as bad as yourself. Talking as you did all breakfast time about your buttons! And of a Sunday morning, too! And you call yourself a Christian! I should like to know what your boys will say of you when they grow up? And all about a paltry button off one of your wristbands! A decent man wouldn't have mentioned it. Why won't I hold my tongue? "Because I won't hold my tongue. I'm to have my peace of mind destroyed —; I'm to be worried into my grave for a miserable shirt button, and I'm to hold my tongue! Oh! but that's just like you men!
"But I know what I'll do for the future. Every button you have may drop off, and I won't so much as put a thread to 'em. And I should like to know what you'll do then? Oh, you must get somebody else to sew 'em, must you? That's a pretty threat for a husband to hold out to a wife! And to such a wife as I've been, too: such a negro-slave to your buttons, as I may say! Somebody else to sew 'em, eh? No, Caudle, no: not while I'm alive! When I'm dead —; and with what I have to bear there's no knowing how soon that may be —; when I'm dead, I say —; oh! what a brute you must be to snore so! ["The Tenth Lecture. —; On Mr. Caudle's Shirt Buttons," pp. 46-47]
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Jerrold, Douglas. Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures, as Suffered by the late Job Caudle.Edited from the Original MSS. by Douglas Jerrold. With a frontispiece by Leech, and as motto on the title-page, "Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Fury's lap. —; Shakespeare." London: Punch Office; Bradburyand Evans, 1846.
Jerrold, Douglas. Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures . Illustrated by John Leach and Richard Doyle. London: Bradbury and Evans, 1856.
Jerrold, Douglas. Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures. Illustrated by Charles Keene. London: Bradbury and Evans, 1866.
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